dog eyes

The look a girl gives you while she is blowing you

It just kills the moment when she gives me those dog eyes

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blue eyes

1. An eye color
2. A nazi aphrodisiac.

1)
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "Blue."
A: "So you have blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."

2)
A: "Hey SS soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond hair and a reich."

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eye job

The act of making someone cum by a mere look.

When my bitch found out I´d been cheating on her with her sister, she gave me the best eye job ever.

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Fish eyes

When the nipples on a womens breast face as far away from center as possible. The nipples sit vertically in line with her arm pits.

That chick should have left her bra on, she has terrible fish eyes.

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Pretty Eyes

What you call a sexy girl with fuck me eyes that loves to give you that look but other than her looks, she is kinda a bitch.

"You see Pretty Eyes over there at the bar? We used to date, nice to look at but what a fucking bitch."

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chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

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Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercely making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.

I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye

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