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Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.
This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.
NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:
GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)
Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)
(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
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fb porn is alternately defined as those rather questionable pictures that certain facebook sluts post of themselves in super skimpy clothes/slutty bathing suits/sexual poses/obvious "look at my tits/ass/..." amature-porn-like photos
-the posters of facebook porn think it's cool and sexy, but it's just kinda weird, TMI, and makes them look cheap (especially when women do it).
-also, the said posters of facebook porn tend to act all perturbed when people facebook stalk them like crazy (which is totally out of line on the part of the poster)
Dude, this girl Mandy is such a cyber slut. She acts all conservative in person, then posts this rediculous facebook porn--and she wonders why every guy in school looks at her that way.
I love looking at Mike's facebook porn. God-damn, he doesn't leave anything to the imagination.
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When 2 random kids start a "fight" on facebook after one comments on someone's status and another kid begs to differ so they write how kid#1 is wrong. They then start commenting back and fourth and eventually other kids get involved and add their 2 cents, even though no one really gives a shit. It makes the person whose status it was originally, want to shoot themselves becuase they get 50 notifications via e-mail. Because there are so many comments, these usually show up in the "Top News" feed giving them even more attention. The so-called fight is usually about some insignificant shit that doesn't even really matter. The "fight" doesn't neccesarily have to do with the original status.
Conor: Did you hear Paul and Tom are fighting?
Sam: yeahh, it came up on my newsfeed.
Conor: Whose side are you taking?
Sam: probably Tom's, but its just a facebook fight. It probably wont get carried away.
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When many people write on the wall of a recently deceased person. Their posts usually consist of fond memories them and said person shared, their last moments with said person, describing how great said person was and what a shame it is for them to have passed on and for those who have little to say, well, they show their remorse with a <3 Its basically like a funeral service, internet style.
EXAPLE OF FACEBOOK FUNERAL POSTS
Mia : "Hal, i miss you so much. It's so unfair that this happened to you. I hope to see you again someday..."
Gill: "You were a good guy, I'll miss you buddy"
Chastity: "<3"
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1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know.
Because Bob only knows 200 of his 1,000 facebook friends, Bob decided to Downsize his Facebook.
John facebook downsized his profile and he now only has fifty friends compared to his original six hundred.
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Staying on facebook for an extended period of time waiting for a specific person to facebook chat you. The first person to get off or to facebook chat the other is officially the loser.
Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Me and Janice played facebook chicken for 5 hours
Guy 1: Oh, who won
Guy 2: I did, she finally sent me a message. It said 'fuck you'.
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to flirt with someone over facebook and make it seem like they are a "thing"
Jack: I'm gonna win this poke war
Maggie: No way im gonna win(;
Jack: maybe.. but when are we gonna hang out?
Maggie:Ahh i dont know! Soon though!(;
Later..
Megan:Did you see Jack and Maggie facebook flinging?
Devon: I know it's getting annoying. why don't they just go out?
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