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December 5th is national food fight day. Go throw a potato at that one bitch you hate
During the food fight I was knocked out by an apple
When your bro is on your shoulders for a game of chicken and he suddenly spins to the front of you and you begin breathing through his flesh snorkel
That game of chicken got really intence my buddy got so into it he spun around and turned it into a snorkel fight
When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.
There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.
Fighting ants is a term used in jail when you force yourself to stay awake because you have...
A. Repetitive nightmares
B. Visual hallucinations
Tom “Ay Jerry whatsup with Jeremy he seems different.”
Matt “he been fighting ants for two days”
When someone is angry and fighting with you over something that you find unnecessary to fight about.
Fighted- at victim: What’s up babe how was work?
Fighted-at perpetrator: Why the fuck are all these socks on the floor!?!?!
When the Aesthetics are so dope , they get confused with Muay Thai
Jim: who made this picture, the aesthetics are so hard it punched me right in the face
Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club