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Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.

The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.

by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019


five star 2.0

when you shove your fist up someones ass and then spread your hand like your going to preform a five star on someone.

that test was worse than a five star 2.0.

by i<3milfs69420 January 28, 2022


eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018


bus high five

When two buses drive at each other with their stop signs out

I want to see a bus high five

by Checkingbacktoyou September 12, 2017


High five in the middle

When two guys pound a women from both ends at the same time and are happy enough to high five

Fuck ange is so good at this high five in the middle bro!

by LandWoogie July 17, 2019


Five pin DIN

Describes a type of plug most-typically used to connect MIDI interfaces. The DIN stands for 'Deutsches Institut für Normung' (German Industry for Standards).

The plug has a round metal shield with a notch inside the bottom (to assist proper alignment) along with an array of five equally spaced pins in an arc towards the top (all inside the round shield ring).

The standard five pin DIN MIDI cable has served many a musician connecting simple MIDI controllers to entire racks of gear. They are inexpensive, reliable (most anyway), and easily obtainable.

by Grebo Guru September 23, 2006


Five dollar millionaire

A person who spends every dime the get, can't save, and is always broke.

She's a five dollar millionaire

by mattballew June 26, 2016