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It’s when you see a kris Jenner video playing “lady marmelade song”
“Hey look at this video , You just got krissed!”
The song that makes people cry when they have no friends it’s also the song that make people want to become toys
Woody:you’ve got a friend in me
Kid:awww thanks your my only friends
when you want to be cool and say that you have jams, but you still dont have them, but it doesn't matters you
*i got jams*
oh dear jimin
someone: see? i'm really funny, i got yes jams
When you get so dumb assed drunk at family functions your grandma confiscates all your alcohol.
You were so drunk you got gramma-ed
A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.
"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about
P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"
You've got Nice Teeth is a statement to be made to someone talking too much as an indication that someone's mouth is open too much.
You've got nice Teeth A statement made to stop a blabbermouth. Example: . .and she wouldn't' shut up so finally I got a chance to interject, you've got Nice Teeth as a kind way to tell her to stop talking.
Women that had sex with less men, than you can count with one hand.
"The nigga fuck, she could count that shit on the hand,...... Her pussy got low miles" - Plies