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1st Circle: Unbaptized people and pagans
2nd Circle: Those who are overcome with lust/the need to have sex 24/7/365
3rd Circle: Gluttons/people who eat 24/7/365
4th Circle: Those who spend a shit load of money on shit they don't need
5th Circle: The ones consumed with rage fight on the surface of the River Styx (greek mythology) and the slothful/ones who are lazy lie beneath the water
6th Circle: Heretics
7th Circle: The violent; the 7th Circle has 3 inner Circles
The Outermost Circle: Those who are violent against property and inanimate objects
The Middle Circle: Suicides
The Innermost Circle: Those who are violent against God, nature, and/or art
8th Circle: Frauds (seducers, flatterers, those who exchange money for spiritual goods, sorcerers/false prophets, corrupt politicians, hypocrites, thieves, sowers of discord, etc.)
9th Circle: Those who betray one who is close to them (i.e. a close/best friend, a relative, a lover)
Which of the 9 Circles of Hell are you going to be in, Bob?
Idk, Bill...probably the 2nd.
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the slogan for sinfulshirts.com which is advertised constantly on urban dictionary.
"GO TO HELL IN STYLE!" -sinful shirts
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When a woman gets overly aggresive when trying to get her guy hard and doesn't get a response.
Rather than slow down or stop, she'll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she's about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.
Last night I was with my girlfriend, I was tired, drunk and it was cold, and her handjob technique was shit.
So instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from hell.
The only pleasure I got was when she stopped
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A bad experience; a chain of negative events. (Coined by the late singer Wesley Willis.)
Nothing went right in the office today. The day was one big war-hell ride.
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Phrase used by AfricanoBOi, "AfricanoBoiShow" on youtube. A literal definition; It's a harsh way of "No." or "No way."
But he doesn't use it as often as before, which sucks.
Sing the phrase in a high opera-like voice, and to hold out the "Hell" & "Nah" for 3 seconds, and the "Nigga" for 5 seconds. Vibrato is optional.
WARNING: White people/anyone who isn't Black should never say this, unless you hate your life and wish to end it or if a hospital is nearby.
-In a store-
-employee runs up to you-
Bitch: Hai sir! Like, could I help you or anything?
Tim: No, I'll just look myself.
Bitch: All right sir, may I suggest the clearance rack since you're black?
Tim: What?
Bitch: You're black, you want the clearance rack! Right?
Tim: ...
Bitch: -smiles- It's right over there, sir!
Tim: HELLLL NAHHH NIGGAAAAA!
-pimp slaps Bitch across face-
--
Joey: Hey Tim, you got any oreos?
Tim: Hell nah nigga! I got some nilla wafers though.
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When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.
I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!
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A generic, covertly sarcastic response to a really stupid comment.
"My '88 Caddy is the hottest thing on the road, dude!"
"The hell you say."
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