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How i am.
Follow this guide to how to recognise a real life witch
1) “Look for the nose-holes,” my grandmother said. “Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy, like the rim of a certain kind of seashell.”
“Why do they have such big nose-holes?” I asked.
“For smelling with,” my grandmother said. “A REAL WITCH has the most amazing powers of smell. She can actually smell out a child who is standing on the other side of the street on a pitch-black night.”
2) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
“Surely not always,” I said. “What about in the summer when it’s hot?”
3) Abnormally large feet. A woman traditionally has small feet but a real life Witch will have men's size feet
4) Rough hands. A witch had rough sore hands from her broomstick riding and potion making. She will also be significantly older than the age she is presenting herself as. Her face may look young but the hands and neck will give her away
5) Deflated saggy breasts. Again a Witch will hide these well using push up bras and not often showing much cleavage. From the expression colder than a witches tit. There is no fat in her breasts and therefore they are very cold. They also receive little blood circulation because they are so thin.
6) Belching. Witches are typically very belchy due to their alcohol intake and their nervousness about being exposed
Follow this survival guide of how to recognise a witch. It could save your life
A small rural town in Texas. Probably the best around. Tey also have the best sports teams. With 1 MLB player and NFL player recently.
Me: Have you ever been to Howe, TX?
Person: Yeah they're the best!
Saying its your way of doing stuff
Dude, you did that so fast!
Yeah, That's how I roll.
"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard
Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
How to describe someone who can’t be stopped.
We could not stop the QB last night. He was trying to teach me how to Stuckey.
Only known instance of this is Harry’s relationship with Kate.
Harry: “What’s good side how?”
Kate: “omfg yes my king anything you say.”