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When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.
Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.
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I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.
"im going to check you" rita when I see you!
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when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants
-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"
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To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.
Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!
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The act of tapping the breaks when going through a toll-booth after you see the speed limit or stop sign. Even though you have absolutely no intention of stopping.
Dude, today I rear-ended the guy in front of me because he performed an unnecessarily long toll-booth brake check.
possible tw
basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.
girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?
boy: no, what happened?
girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake
boy: oh dear
checking to see if ur cake
It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes
Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes
I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup