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I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina
A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!"
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When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.
The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove
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sexual innuendo for people who play golf
I'd like to go golfing with her a.k.a. tee-her-off
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A phrase used to describe an insanely hot person. Etymological history comes from the following exchange: If a person is incredibly good looking, they are "mind boggling". If the person is "mind boggling", then by seeing her your "head is boggled". If your "head is boggled", then you are essentially a "bobble head". If you are a "bobble head", the person of affection can then "put you on her dash" for decoration.
Person 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Person 2: Yeah she was so hot!
Person 1: No doubt! She put me on her dash...
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In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.
With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."
Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.
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The cousin of Death and the second cousin of the Bitch.
Death: hey where is my cousin Sleep?
Bitch: where is my second cousin Sleep?
Sleep Is Her Cousin: i'm right here!,
Death+Bitch: ohh cool
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To check someone out, to look at someones body part or parts with great admiration
Greg Harland's mom is a M.I.L.F. I oogle her goodies evertime she bends over.
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