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when u get hard off of salted cashews
Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin
when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.
I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz
Another way of saying Soggy Biscuit
Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?
When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets
I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz
The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.
It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"
"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"
(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"
"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!