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A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
A pickup truck. Usually a larger model such as a ford F150
Person 1: *forgets the name of a truck and calls it a yeehaw machine
Person 2: *dies laughing*
getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
Used in reference to jumping high after getting faked out in a basketball game.
Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.
A term that can be used to describe a very toxic internet thread.
People associate popcorn with watching movies. Movies are known for being entertaining. A toxic internet thread is known for, again, being very toxic. So toxic, that reading it is like watching a movie, because both are entertaining. Just like what you do while watching a movie, you read a toxic thread, with popcorn. Popcorn comes from either a microwave, or a popcorn machine. Hence, the Popcorn Machine slang.
(Tip: Stay away from them.)
1st person: I really like the song "Minorities in my water park"! Let's read the comments.
2nd person: Don't! It's like a popcorn machine.
1st person: Dunno what you mean by that.
1st person: {reads comments} Yeah, you're right.
2nd person: Told 'ya!
Male or Female person who sleeps around.
Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)
(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.