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A male who is Alpha, Beta, and Sigma all occurring simultaneously
Jimmy has evolved to an omni male
Typically strong, silent, and reserved about their views, sigcum males, typically, they're cock-bearing males with really big holes for maximum surface area in their dicks (penises) to jettison large volumes of semen. Concerned with passing their genetics via copious amounts of their seed via the massive holes in their dicks (penises). Can usually be found with dicks (penises) deep within the furthest reaches of the bowels of local honeybee hives, providing the local bees with adequate backpressure (thrustpressure) to launch the local bees into invasive space bees
I sure hope the holes in my cock (penis) are big enough to be a sigcum male one day
Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.
Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.
An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
Men, nah, boys, are disgusting, immature, utter waste of life and oxygen, unforgivable, hypocritical two faced, pick-me, assholes.
"Oh God, It's Disrespectful Males"
1- Animal, plant or other living being (that is not a person) that has the masculine genotype.
2- Synonym for man.
Male.