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Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.
"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"
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Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.
how to tell your friends to shut up :)
Friend #1: "heyyy so theres this really hot guy that asked me out" 🤭
Friend #2: "omg is it Jamie?"
Friend #3: "Luckyyy!"
Friend #4: "I wish i was as lucky as you!"
Me: "can yall shut up?"
when a gal is in quite a bind and not sure what to do.
dang it. I just dropped my drink. what can a gal do¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D
Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!
To get something started despite the majority of people not wanting it to happen
"god dammit smaced you always gotta be the one to kick the can down the hill"
Having intercourse with a large, stanky pussy
Banging that skank was like hosing out a garbage can