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The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear
I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat
When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.
"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."
WHEN you take a shit a dick nd jerk it off
“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight”
A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.
Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"
PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"
when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages
“Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”