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When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains
I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.
A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers
Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp
Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut
He has such a jagged mountain
n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.
Waitress: So, just sweet tea?
Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?
A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
I dated a mountain man, they really suck.
Fall Mountain is a round from Fall Guys that everyone hates.
Guy 1: I just got Fall Mountain
Guy 2: You are dead.
Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines
Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today?
Angela: no I don’t want to have sex