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may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023


Big Jones

Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.

"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"

by Owuuuuuuuuuuuu September 17, 2008


liv jones

beautiful and wonderful girl. Sexy inside and out. Hard to not like her.

Omg ! do uno that liv jones she is amazing !

by liverpoolxoooooo November 29, 2017


Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.

woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones

by hunky hendo May 23, 2022


jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed

by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018


Darna Jones

Darna Jones is the greatest gift to human kind. She is an angel who lives on earth. She is a gem so precious and shes priceless.

If you have a Darna Jones your purpose in life is completed.

by Ding Dong Dantes January 25, 2022


Riley Jones

Is the nicest person in the world. We beat up anyone who is mean to her friends. She is kind caring and so so so nice and so funny. Now so time Riley is sad but that wont stop her. She will power through it. Even if it becomes more and more annoying her friends will be there to support her. I love you Riley. Your my best friend and nothing gets in your way.

Riley Jones will not let anything get in her way!

by Your best friend, meg. October 24, 2019