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Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.
“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”
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1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.
2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.
Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.
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A girl who you wouldn't generally hang out with/ try to bang on the weekend but because its Wednesday you will make an exception
Person 1: This is party is full of girls that have a nice rack but only a decent face
Person 2: Yeah, its upsetting to go to a Saturday night party where there are only Wednesday night girls around
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A point and click indie horror game, set in a Chuck E Cheese like pizzeria, called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You play as Mike the security guard. You sit in your office, watching the animatronics, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate. They try to get into your office, so they can stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear suit, killing you. You have limited power, and must be wise to conserve it, because you have to manage your doors to keep out animatronics, check your "blind spots" outside with your door lights, and look at the security camera. All of these use power, and if an animatronic gets into your office, it will kill you. If your power runs out, Freddy Fazbear will play a tune, and jumpscare. You play through the week, each Night getting harder as you play. You can unlock Night Six, "nightmare mode", and unlock Custom Night after that, where you can choose the difficulty.
Boy: Have you beaten Five Night's at Freddy's?
Girl: Yes! Night Six took me forever.
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A night where "girls" go out with their friends. The single girls in the group complain because the married ones are being hit on by the "hot" guys. The married girls are doing things with these hot guys that would be grounds for divorce, and overall they all get too drunk to remember why they are missing their panties and/or a chunk of their hair. Good Times!
Stacy had a girls' night out 9 1/2 months ago, and now her baby has red hair.
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When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night
Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"
Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"
Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!
Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.
Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?
Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.
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Thursday nights in downtown Gainesville, FL where all the clubs are infested with black people. The only white people you'll see are the high volume of police officers around town.
Nathan I told you I don't wanna go out on Nigga Night Thursdays.
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