put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Put in an O

Put in a O means put in an obituary. This is referring to if someone has died .

Jason: rk got Put in an O
Seth: that’s sad bro my best friend died

Put A Cap on It

Basically just tells em to stfu

person 1 : omg omg did you hear what happened to tracey ?

person 2 : bitch put a cap on it already

Put Some Sprite On It

Fixing all your problems with the best soda.

"This food is burnt Taikeisha!"
"Girl it's okay just put some sprite on it."

puts thumbs up

Someone who is a massive neek and has zero hoes. To much of a pussy to put there face in the camera

Josh definitely puts thumbs up on snapchat