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The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.
"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
getting head when eating rice
i got rice kin last night while i was eating food
when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.
"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
A girl fills her pussy with Rice Krispies, and then squirts milk into her boyfriend’s mouth from her tits. The boyfriend then eats the cereal from her pussy.
Woah bro, you’re so lucky, my girlfriend never gives me a rice krispy treat.
A Rice Krispy Treat of weed and dab wax in a bowl pack that you are about to smoke.
i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispy treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯
A bowl pack of weed and dab wax mixed together
i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispy treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯
A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:
Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
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