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A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.
A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.
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1.) talking about past time
2.) talking about nothing
3.) venting
dude 1: "sup? whatchya doing bro?"
dude 2: "nothing just chillen. you?"
dude 1: "just shootin' the shit with some friends."
dude 2: "righttt onnn."
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The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'
Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.
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(v) To punch someone or something with extreme fury. Also can be used to describe a situation where one will suprise another with a punch in a sensitive area, thereby inflicting large amounts of pain. Can also be used with kick, as in to shit kick another.
I'm going to shit punch you in the dick!
That dude behind John just shit punched him in the face!
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(noun) An alternate way to say asshole
1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve
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A somewhat rare and ghastly occurance where the forces of nature collide at high pressure, collaborating a chain reaction of shit.
also:
A series of bad things that happen in a very rapid, sometimes simultaneous, manner.
Jim Lahey: Feel that?
Randy: Feel what, Mr. Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air, Randy...
Randy: Shit clings to the air?
Jim Lahey: It's already started, my dear good friend.
Randy: What's started, Mr Lahey?
Jim Lahey: The shit blizzard
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When the song or album is really good.
Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.
Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!
Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!
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