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When someone is into peeing on or being peed on for sexual glorification. It’s a bit dehumanizing.
Guys named Zack especially are big fans.
Zack: hey babe can you piss on me?
Woman: why?
Zack: idk I’m just kinda into golden showers
Woman: uhhh, no.
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To masterbate or fool around in the shower, which makes the user take longer than usual.
Colin: Why is Tony taking so long in the shower?
Adrian: He totally is shower sleeping in there!
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A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day
Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough
Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
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A Japanese device that was originally designed as a time machine, but the native people soon found use for as a loo. The general buttons are bidet, wash, soft wash and stop, but there is also usually a fifth "apocalypse" button usually disguised as the flush.
Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
He probably is still in there because he can't work the shower toilet.
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when you are so drunk your friends must put you in a cold shower (clothes on or off)
Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.
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The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
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The use of deoderant and/or cologne to cover up lack of proper showering.
Woke up late for work so I had to go the Irish shower route.
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