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When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.
Blimey, I gave Jenny a right old fashioned poo slap
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The act of slapping one in the mouth with a penis after the mouth has been filled with ejaculate.
Randy's leg looks like somebody just gave it a milky slap.
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a really juicy woman who wont spread her legs for you, but is willing to suck this skin off your balls and cock.
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An open-handed alternative to the Donkey Punch.
If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.
I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.
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the rating of which the ability to smack a big ass with one hand on one cheek and feel and catch the vibration on the other cheek with the your other hand. Ultimately the best asses should be able to send the vibration back to the hand that originated the slap. These happen to be the best booties for slap back.
Damn son! You know that Ashleigh got that slap back for real.
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A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.
Game over.
Tom is a pussy because he slap boxes.
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A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.
On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping
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