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That One Guy From Your Algebra Test

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
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by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020


scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 6, 2016


break test

Where someone in a relationship says they want to go on a break to see if the other person likes them or not

Girl: (break test) ‘I think we should go on a break
Guy: ‘ok’
Girl: *internally disappointed*

by Libtwat December 22, 2020


Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 28, 2023


Testing The Authority

A saying to describe a member trying to get a rise out of a staff member. This is a common saying for either Discord Admins or admins on any other platform.

Some dude in a discord server I am in posted a meme in general chat and was banned because he was testing the authority of the admins.

by xx_memes_xx September 21, 2022


Testing the oil

testing the oil is when a team of, say, soccer players goes to shower and if anybody gets a boner sometimes they try and just dip the tip as though an oil cap in your car. in the puccis of anybody who cant turn around. test their oil. you be a dipstick ya see

Ron is doing his thing where he overcomes his autism by trying to temporarily dominate any encircling opposition; he's testing the oil again

by 420osis April 7, 2018


Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023