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Gently used baby mama

A woman who’s never been married and only has one kid

I’m looking for a gently used baby mama

by Factsislandboy September 19, 2022


ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.

O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen

by Pezunts March 12, 2018


un-use-to-much-able

its not possible to use the object to much;can not be over used.

The phrase LOL is un-use-to-much-able becasue you never get tired of it,and people always know they make you laugh.

by Shribisquit November 4, 2010


Among us funny

Among is not funny anymore.

Lenny: among us funny

Steve: NO AMONG US IS NOT FUNNY.

Lenny: why?

Steve: because its olf and overused

by Manofthememes November 5, 2021


No us

Im telling you right now i dont even know a definition of this but im just gonna give you an example

3rd Grader number 1: "Ur mom gay"
3rd Grader number 2: "No us"
*Both 3rd Graders are eliminated from existance and sent to hell*

by The Oofer June 7, 2018


no us

When you want to use "no u" but remember that you're a communist

Random person: u mom gay
Joeseph Stalin: No us
Random person: e x c u s e m e
*soviet anthem plays*

by the enormous yeet December 13, 2018


no us

best response to no u

person 1: ur mom gay
person 2: no u
person 1: no us
*communism intensifies*

by Adenosine quadphosphate May 4, 2018