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When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head
It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole
When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.
A Canadian visual is a pre-gettingfrisky inspection of your get down buddy's parts. Just a quick look over to make sure things are acceptable.
Shaun gave her a quick Canadian visual to make sure he wasn't getting more than he bargained for. Crabs are becoming ever more common 'round these parts.
When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.
Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.
The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.
Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.