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long island bitch fit

throwin' a bitch fit typical of those with long island origin

guy 1: yo stunad let me cop your p-set
guy 2: hell no BRRRRRRRRRRR
guy 1: stop throwing a long island bitch fit

by AY from the NJ May 6, 2005

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A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023

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long island clam chowder

The act of leaving your female (or male) sexual partner in a "sticky situation", and while he/she's cleaning it off his/her chest, you douse him/her with a fine feast of brothy vomit. Then you walk out on the bitch/faggot.

My roommate Ryan, from Long Island, totally left some long island clam chowder running down that bitches' torso. He is truly a man amongst men. All Hile Ryan, the Surfer Kid!!!

by DJ Swizzybumfuck April 26, 2005

10đź‘Ť 28đź‘Ž


Coney Island Funnel Cake

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.

A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...

by J-Dawg Deezy September 13, 2008

4đź‘Ť 9đź‘Ž


wrong island iced tea

It's the drink that shouldn't have been made. Too much ambition with too many different liquors in one glass.

The wrong island iced tea is the reality of the Long Island Iced Tea...when taken into account: Rum, coke, whiskey and hot sauce in a glass with ice and beer can be a vacation spoiler.

by urbanyetti October 13, 2009

3đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž


James Island Charter High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019

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perky coconuts island

Well Perky coconuts island is a place where the kool BUSHMURRYS live eg. Kelsi Courtz and katherine, on connecting islands that surround the most Mugliest place of all dun dun dun Native Land ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Neway hu cares bout Native land (covered in fig trees eww) ill carry on wid the bshmry island eg. Perky coconuts island. it has the meana lil huts and mai mai to live in (wen the japs invade) great surf coz the bshmrys r pro surfers and kool dams to eel in coz they r soo cool (oh and good at eeling) there mode of trnsport r ford fairlanes and the drag in ford lasers.

Native: how u doing, where u cum from
bshmry: perky coconuts island! U?
Native: native land
bshmry: ewww get away frm me mugly
Native: wanna have mi baby
bshmry: ewww go ask a fellow native

by Katherine May 31, 2004

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