A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.
When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing
When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"
Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out
Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room
To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards
went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet