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Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
One of Doctor Who's remedies.
Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.
The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.
Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.
The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.
Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️
About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )
CC:: YOUNG DOLPH
LLDOLPH
Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE
I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE
Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.
Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?
The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.