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The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.
A trash ass middle school that is gay and the principal is trash and the student are lame and overall it’s just dumb
Mike: Aye bill have you heard of Ridge Road Middle School
Bill: Yeah that School is trash ass
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a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load
"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!
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A book of rules that has not yet been written, but is put into context by what is understood to be RULE! Ones intuition, gut feeling or standards. Simply put; morals.
Dude you never get your head where you make your bread. Rule 345 in the unwritten book of the road...
She should have never slept with her best friends man, it's in the unwritten books of the road.
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biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.
Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.
Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.
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In an effort to diversify my bonds, I'm going to follow the yellow brick road straight to pound town.
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Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.
Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.
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