Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
tony
a man that we cannot simply understand or perceive
he’s more than a man
he’s
𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲
Tony.
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Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.
Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
Tony is everything g you want, deserve and need.
A young man that has a big nose and is often seen as a victim.
Ola wola tony: yooo wysss
Everyone : shut up
ISTG TONY YOU ARE FUCKING HOT SAME WITH YOUR VOICE/P
tony has been there for me when ive been sad
and they look at frogs with me so theyre amazing
stab: jhwuyti65r7Uwewkwy
lee/tony: jsduyt65qe46vyqtjc
crash: lol what
lee/tony: HAAGHKSJHDDDSBA
stab: YG5ydFbtrytHu PSL
after going for a dump, and finding no toilet paper, one proceeds to ass wipe with a towel.
there was no toilet paper in the long drop, had to do a dry tony
a strong willed blondie, his sense of entitlement likens him to evil rulers and dictators, so quick to fight you cant even defend yourself - yet he is crazy in his love of others
watch out - its mad tony.