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Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy

Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.

"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."

by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023


First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.

Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.

by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024


Carlton Yute academy

Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.

My current education is in the hands of Carlton Yute Academy.

by Sufian’s bf June 23, 2021


Deadwood Heath Academy

A ded school located in Birmingham close to an area called alum rock where you’ll find many roadman wannabes chilling thinking they’re Escobar after watching narcos and listening to grime

The school is full of ded girls with dead faces like zombies and even worse personslities who claim they can link any guy but can’t even dip yard past 5pm

What’s that prison full of of students particularly ded girls called?
Deadwood Heath Academy?

by K.silva December 13, 2018


Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.

“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

“Hopewell Academy.”

by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019


ormiston denes academy

The worst school you will ever see in your fucking life. You cant find a room that DOESNT have a drug dealing murderer who somehow still roams about. Food is so fucking overpriced too, mate im not paying a quid for a dry bit of bread. Did I mention its in Lowestoft?

Guy 1: Ok, but wheres your child going when she's older?
Guy 2: Anywhere but Ormiston Denes Academy! Their vice principle rapes little girls!!!!
Guy 1: Goddamn right.

by JensenLee May 20, 2022


American Academy

American academy is a private school in Larnaca, Cyprus. It is a very good school. They care about the students and also cares about children education!

American Academy is a school in Larnaca

by Peter.Jonh February 24, 2022