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When you pound a girl in the ass after she had stashed cocaine in her ass.
I totally gave that girl an Oreo cookie.
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A teenage german girl that always has sex on her mind and is amazing at fucking. Refered to as a Sex Goddess.
1. So how was your night?
2. I had sex with this amazing German Cookie!!!
3. Lucky bastard!!
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skin cells scraped from a woman's cervix during a pap smear.
(cookie slang for vagina)
Girl: "Went to the gynecologist today and got a pap smear"
Guy: "Aw yeah, left your cookie crumbs up in there"
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What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)
David B.:(Staring)
Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!
David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!
Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*
Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
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Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.
Me: Ahh Its cookie-puss!!!
Justin: Hey buddy.
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someone who is just like everyone else.
someone who seems as though they were shaped with a cookie cuter into every other fake teenage girl with straight hair and hollister sweatshirts.
i hate cookie cuters, id prefer someone with a personality.
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A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).
First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)
Ex. 1:
Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"
The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"
Ex. 2:
Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"
Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."
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