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When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.
Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!
A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.
T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.
It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.
Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.