when ur on drugs and u think ur a magician
me: alakazam wakabam hella jam
girl: *skirt flies up*
me: hehe it worked baby
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An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.
Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!
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Kid: Wanna watch Space Jam: A New Legacy??
Me: No, that movie is cancer
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Rocker chick with blue hair found at local metal shows attracted to long haired drummers.
"Well if it isn't Sam Slam and the Blue Haired Booty Jam" - Snake Boy
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wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!
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a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.
blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam
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