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I guess people don't like her because they can't get over old people music. Get over it. I know, her music is repetitive. You don't have to make a huge deal out of it. I know, all her music has computerized sounds and no actual instruments. GET OVER IT. You don't always need real instruments to make music. And stop calling her a slut, I said this once I'll say it again: Guys sing about sex ALL THE TIME. I don't see you criticizing them. And she isn't a hermaphrodite. Her costumes are so tight you can't FIT anything in it. And don't tell me she had it removed, what person would cut off their penis? "Oh yeah, peeing is overrated, I don't need this silly old thing anymore." Get a life! The whole "satanic" thing was just plain RETARDED. "She has a lightning bolt on her face!". Yeah, I know. It was a reference to David Bowie. Go on Google right now and type in David Bowie Lightning and you will see it. "She had a checker board pattern in her paparazzi music video". It's a freaking pattern! Alice in wonderland has that pattern all over it, you don't see people calling Alice in Wonderland satanic!
Lady GaGa lyrics:
Let's play a love game, play a love game do you want love or you want fame are you in that game. Doin' the love game.
-Love Game
I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance. I want your love and all your love has revenge you and me could write a bad romance.
-Bad Romance
The fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we want to live the live of the rich and famous. Fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we have a taste for champagne and endless fortune.
-The Fame
Just dance, gonna be OK. Da da doo doo, just dance, spin that record babe. Da da doo doo, just dance, gonna be OK. Da da da dance, dance, dance, just ju ju just dance.
-Just Dance
And eh, there's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. I wish you'd never looked at me that way, eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say.
-Eh eh(nothing else I can say)
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephoning me e e e e e e e.
-Telephone
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your masturbation hand, masturbating
"I wondered if it were a capital crime in this joint to get caught having an affair with "lady five fingers""
-Pimp: the story of my life, by Iceberg Slim
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A goddess sent from the heavens... changing the world, one sequin at a time.
Lady Gaga is far too amazing and important for an example.
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A middle aged lady who has been inhabiting the East Meadow, Taco bell on Long Island, New York for over 8 years. She repeatedly orders the same hard taco supreme every day and sits in the seat completely adjacent to the entrance doors. She is known by many people in the greater East Meadow area including parts of Merrick, Bellmore, and Uniondale. There have been sightings of her daughter by few people that work in the East Meadow area, but these sightings have yet to be confirmed. The Taco Bell Lady has been seen in the East Meadow Waldbaums, Villa Grande Pizzeria and also the PathMark of East Meadow. She will try to have conversations with many people about her childhood in the Brooklyn area as well as her daughters recent 3rd grade class picture, of which she carries the yearbook of Woodland Elementary School of East Meadow with her in her enormous pocketbook. But we still do not know if this is her daughter, or a picture of a random child.
"hey man, did you end your drunken night at taco bell in east meadow"
" ya man i did, i got hounded by the taco bell lady again"
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An elderly suburban widow who lives alone and keeps dozens or more pet cats, usually many more than municipal code allows, in a small house, and refuses to give away or sell them even for the sake of the safety of the cats or herself.
Tonight's episode of CSI featured a story where a little girl killed a crazy cat lady with a ball point pen.
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To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.
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'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.
This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive.
This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males.
(sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..."
"Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...."
(arse example)
"Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.."
"Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it."
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