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Violently stroking a older man's genitals
Yea I went off uncle stroking with the principle
Uncle Stroking is a masturbation technique in which you turn your hand upside down before stroking so that your thumb and index finger are closest to your willy. This is said to increase sexual stamina and libido.
Yeah as soon as I started uncle stroking I was able to fuck her all night like the little princess she is
Onkel og tantegjeng (Uncle and Aunt-gang)
Is a group of people who are in their mid 20`s, normally couples, who rather enjoy staying in and playing board games than going out to drink. This is ok occasionally, but not every saturday night for the rest of your life.
So what are you up to this weekend? "Oh I`m going camping with the uncle and aunt gang".
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Whats your plans for Friday? - Oh im just having tacos with the uncle and aunt gang.
When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.
This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.
An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.
That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.
(Noun) A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.
That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.