A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"
Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?
Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
A rich city boy who thinks he's the hardest mother fucked out there. He smoked weed once and now thinks he is a hard ass stoner hustler. He also talks likes to talk shit online but then gets his ass beat by the people he was talking about
That kid over there is acting like a Logan Rice
What you eat out of the ass. Eating Rice Chex is refereed to also eating ass.
I'm going to eat Rice Chex out of her ass
A beautiful shagadelic person.
"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"
When you put Becky in the fried rice
Where's Becky? I'm the fried rice
Becky fried rice
A “Shane Rice” is basically a living organism that is riddled with chlamydia and genital warts. Usually comes in the form of a ginger brute.
“Did u see that dorty hallion over there sniffing his ballsack, yon X-ray toe is definitely riddled, my best guess is he’s a Shane Rice”