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Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.
Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt
Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:
Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!
Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!
Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?
Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!
Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?
Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat
Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!
Matt’s are usually shy, but once you get to know him, he will turn your would up-side down. He always loves to have fun, but also has his own boundaries. He has two sides. There is his funny and goofy side and his serious side. Matt’s serious side is always his most disliked side. But everyone likes his fun side. You always want a Matt as a friend. He is most likely a Leo or Scorpio. And in a friend group, he is the one with great advice. He will always be loyal to his friends and family. You should always have a Matt by your side.
Matt is my best friend! He is always so great to me!
A very cool person in the Larry Lawton Server.
Matt does not shitpost
A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short
Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that
The one guy in vampire diaries that never dies this guy is irritating and irrelevant he's still alive while all the immortals are dead like bitch die!!!