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The old South Side of Chicago social custom of shooting
through the door at unwanted visitors.
"Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants
This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!
When the man is on top of a woman decides to put his cock on her face and she doesn’t move
Man last night was so good I doored her face so hard bro
next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow