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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs February 14, 2016


broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016


Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019


Toilet poopy

A child’s word for shit in the toilet not on the floor bozo.

Random ass child: TOILET POOPY! NO TOILET FLORRY.
Teen who seemingly is drunk: bla bla bla. I don’t care ima do it anyways.

by Superdiaper February 1, 2023


skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning

skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning is when u win the gooning lottery its like your praying to the skibidi sigma gods

OHHHH YESSSSS I JUST WON THE GOONING COMPETITION BY skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning

by Curry john stone September 4, 2024

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toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020


Skibidi toilet from the gaza strip

A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here

Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?

Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!

by goofyfoog March 6, 2024

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