Wanna hear a joke? The urban dictionary.
lmao u fucking suck at jokes
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1. Site you're on right now
2. How it's spelled at the top of the page
1. Damn, now I know what a fucking Seed Satchel is!
2.
Bob: Why the Fuck is it Spelled uRbaN DICTIONARY at the top of the page?
Rob: Site's trying to be Hip
Bob: Ain't workin'--Dogg
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Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*
Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*
I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
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your an asshole
-"i went to urbandictionary.com to look up the definition of an urban dictionary"
-"your an asshole"
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1. An overpriced, useless cup that you can buy if you click the "BUY THE MUG" button below this definition.
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary
Juan: How much does that Urban Dictionary Mug cost?
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.
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a website that contains the secret defitition of urban dictionary. type in www.urbandictionary.com to find out!
Example should include the word "Urban Dictionary"
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