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Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
Dick Weed Syndrome
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When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.
Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?
what TSM Daequan famously yelled when a fake police siren sounded while he was streaming
*police siren sounds*
Daequan "HIDE DA WEED"
The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.
Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Im just doing this for a health assigment and Im too lazy to do this shit properly.
Weed is detremental to you. Is me just being too lazy to desgin a mug so im using this.
Marijuana that makes the smoker so paranoid that they hide in their attic for 2 years.
First used by The Upright Citizen's Brigade* I believe.
Man, that's some Anne Frank weed.
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A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.
That server has resting weeds face
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