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people who look up their name on urban dictionary

People who are very boring and basic as fuck.

They tend to follow stupid trends and are highly likely to take a screen of their name and post it on snapchat and finsta.

John: Hey, you know people who look up their name on urban dictionary?
Doe: Yeah?
John: They are faggots.

by captainmcstabbin March 15, 2017

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The man who will raise the standard of k-pop performances

The phrase is used to refer to ATEEZ's San. The title has been bestowed upon him by industry professionals and critics. Because of this, even if he is still early into his career, he is a role model to many other idols.

"You can tell he is born with idol's DNA looking at his perfmormance"
"He seems like he's possesed by the song"
"Thanks to that he wrote a new history at the 2019 MAMA"
"Choi San the expert of being extra absorbed in songs"
"He is the man who will raise the standard of K-Pop performances"

Lia Kim: "San has a very flexible body for a man. He's the one who can play the role of the center in any performance.

by AnonymouZ mzdp October 8, 2021

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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons

"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"

by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016

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progressive who likes to get things done

A regressive, usually American, politician afraid of the sort of social progress available in most advanced nations and particularly those in Northern Europe.

Person A: Bro, do you believe in (insert any socially progressive belief here)?

Person B: Nah, bro! I'm a progressive who likes to get things done! ...you wanna go do some interventionist military activity?

by Keystone XXXL February 4, 2016

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crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!!

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite

Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!

by Matasma March 19, 2005

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who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 23, 2010

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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 14, 2020

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