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You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023


Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021


THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND

You know the move jotaro uses>

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!

by saucy_savior February 1, 2021


You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 21, 2020


You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.

Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!

by SickoMob November 21, 2020


Kabless You

A werid ass way of saying bless you after someone sneezes

Oh, kabless you

by Awkward Boyy February 1, 2021


you geng

A Bitch, its that plain and simple.

Oh my god, He's such a you geng!

by SaviourHeavier October 25, 2017