eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

Your gramps damps

Worst insult ever. Worse than your mom gay lol, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny.

Kid 1: Your granny tranny.
Kid 2: Your gramps damps.
Kid 1: Dies.

word to your mother

I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.

When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.

you've lost your mind

"to lose one's mind" is an epigram meaning the subject whose mind was lost is thinking and/or behaving irrationally or inappropriately

With multiple daily conflicts with you, you couldn't give me a break one time, but the one time the tables are turned, you expect me to give you a break? You've lost your mind.

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pepper your salad

To masturbate.

"Hey, Tim, do you pepper your salad?"
"Yeah, dude, I masturbate daily."