You cold asl

Your fine asf! Whoever that someone is, is saying your sexy

Bro look at dat chick over there, bro she fine asf
If you think your fine, den you cold asl or fine asl

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!?

its when you keep doing cravy suuf!!!!!!!!!!!
man get yo jfnerwkgfmnjdkgvmsk

anti amogus: hey man what yo doin 😀
man: amogus sussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
anti amogus: man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

Put you down

1. give (someone) facts or information; tell.
2. give an essential or formative principle or quality to.

ORIGIN: ATLANTA, GA

Example: "Let me 'put you down' - PUBLIX has the best subs ever!"
"Thanks! how'd you know that?..."
"POSTERBOY put me down"

yeah. you got it.

A different way to say, you succeeded in an excess manner. You achieved what you were trying to do and more; shit was fire.

*friend sends you a video of them singing (it’s fire)

“what you think?” - friend
“yeah. you got it.” - you

you [en]

how you pronounce a man according to google

tod - what's up you en
todd - what

But I love you no!

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!

Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!

Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)