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your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
your moms pussy.
pronounced (scient-IST)
your friend: where were you?
you: in your moms ist.
When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf
I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.
The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
When you fuck your buddy’s scooter up then he try’s fucking you mun
I’m going to fire ball your world Andrew you fucking bitch ramping the fucks out of my scooter