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Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.

John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it

by Coboricua March 7, 2021


Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.

Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!

by QuacksO November 14, 2020


You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.

You know what band really sucks?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020


You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

the most iconic line said in politics EVER. said by queen kamala harris

Kamala Harris: You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? *very classy giggle* You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.

by folkmoreee_ July 21, 2024

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I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023


how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 10, 2017


how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 10, 2017