can-u-ere-the-v-tec

Pronounced in a only northern chav/scally accent.
A phrase used only by two types of people.
It can be screamed by F-16 pilots, instead of the customary "booyaa", while flying 2 meters above crowded pedestrian areas.
It is also screamed by Parson cross chavs, from the drivers window of red honda civic type-r as they speed past inferior cars(EG bugatti veyrons, saxos, corsas &/or hyundias).

Ppptttttccccccchhhhhh!!!!!!, can-u-ere-the-v-tec?

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www youtube . com watch?v=dqw4w9wgxcq&

rick roll himself as a youtube link

(i cant put the freakin link)

A:yo check out www youtube . com watch?v=dqw4w9wgxcq&
B:wut im gonna search on google
google:*shows rick roll*
B:dafuq...

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III, I, lV, I, V, IX, …

The first six digits of mathematics’ most famous constant written in Roman numerals, where only line segments are permissible.

In the sequence III, I, lV, I, V, IX, …, with three primary line segments being used to write the number four or nine in the Roman number system, what will be the least number of line segments needed to write the first thirty-two digits of the decimal number π?

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C—O—V—I—D-19

When corona-infected patients are still experiencing lingering symptoms such as brain fog, fatigue, and inflammation and injury of major organs such as the lungs and heart long after they were tested negative.

For the majority of Covid-19 patients, the symptoms would disappear after a fortnight, but for a small group of C—O—V—I—D-19 or long Covid patients, their persistent symptoms are taking a toll on their mind and body, leaving them and their doctors confused and confounded.

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United States of America v. Donald J. Trump

An unprecedented indictment charging the former president with three conspiracies: one to defraud the United States; a second to obstruct an official government proceeding, the certification of the Electoral College vote; and a third to deprive people of a civil right, the right to have their votes counted. Mr. Trump was also charged with a fourth count of attempting to obstruct an official proceeding.

A previously-unimaginable moment in American history, the result of electing a morally, intellectually and financially bankrupt TV show host to the country's highest office: United States of America v. Donald J. Trump, and how could it have ended otherwise, how did it happen? Half the country wants him back in the White House. That's how.

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https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO

This is the link to the OG "Never gonna give you up" video. (Well minus a slash at the front because you cant have links :p)

Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you
Guy 2: can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: Seriously.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE
Guy 1: Hey i have a link for you.
Guy 2: oh can i see?
Guy 1: https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstleyVEVO
Guy 2: I'd recodnise that link anywhere. Don's even THINK about TRYING to rickrol me.
Guy 1: Frick-

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My D is the K to your V

isnt it obvious?

we all know that

My D is the K to your V

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