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The one and only greatest. Known as the best 👏 no one like him 👌
Hey why you claiming to be Jesus Medina?
Cause I'm the best 👌, greatest one and only Jesus Medina 👏
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A sexy good looking guy . A bozo who hates one peice. Has anger issues when playing video games.
Jesus Valencia is a bozo for calling one peice, "one peice of shit"
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When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.
Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."
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The product of total market deregulation, unlimited corporate political contributions, targeted tax cuts, and policies to protect vulnerable corporate interests, as Jesus intended it.
We need to cut spending, put a cap on deficits, and balance the budget by cutting taxes for job creators because that's Jesus freedom... the South will rise again.
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The thought that jesus will bandage your pains.
Hey man your back still hurting?
Yeah but I be on that jesus.
You mean jesus placebo?
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ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x
ma gran’s a right jesus shagger
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asian with dreads, not necessarily christian
Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.
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